I need glasses (or a trip to the zoo)

Yesterday, after a long long time, I went out with 2 girlfriends for a "pampering" night out (more on it in a later post). I must have caught a severe case of blurness (mind and sight).. coz I kept making a similar blunder the WHOLE night!

Strike 1

Miss Sweet-16 offered to pick me up from a Lotus Restaurant nearby. So I left office promptly (coz Miss Sweet-16 doesn't tolerate tardiness :p ).. brisk walked to the LRT station and made my way there.

Found her in the sea of people, enjoying her cuppa tea and her nifty 3g phone (envies). I spotted a cute, furry keychain on her bag.

Me	:	Yee... the bear bear so cute... I steal later.
Ms S-16	:	Tee Hee... Take lar... but it's not a bear lar..
Me	:	*gasp* *sheepish grin* yeah hoh.. it's a .....
Ms S-16	:	Lau Shu!! (mouse -- rat sounded a bit too ratty for such a cute thing)

I blushed when I saw the mistake.

VIH*	:	Siao ar you? How can you make such a mistake?
Me	:	What? A head, two cute hands, two cute legs.. furry all over.. Innocent mistake.. anyone could've done it.

Alleged bear bear #1

Strike 2

Ms S-16 navigated her way through the jam and finally made it to our destination. We found a parking spot easily, and while she was busy locking the Fort-Knox in her car I saw another cute furry thing on the dashboard.

Me	:	Ok, while you lock up, I play with this bear bear
Ms S-16	:	(in the verge of ROTFL mode)Hahahah... it's a DOG lar gurl!
Me	:	Oh My Goodness!!! You're right
Ms S-16	:	(She didn't say anything... she was hysterical at this point

Alleged bear bear #2

Aisyoh Kadavale!... so embarassing... I need to go to the zoo to memorize how a bear looks like.

VIH*

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I'm too embarassed to be associated with you.

*VIH - Voice In Head (aka my Nemesis)